What costume?

Sometimes for shits and giggles, I enjoy attending beauty pageants, chain smoking and bleary eyed as a cautionary tale for the youngsters. See what happens stage moms when you objectify your daughters? Somewhere between teased hair, bedazzled outfits, vapid eyed stares and baton twirling they lose all sense of identity.
I like to parade around critiquing and giving advice like a ghost of pageants past.
Hence the profile photo.
Seriously though I have no idea what to really do with a blog.
I read an article in some very literary minded fair at the nail salon, about some chick who started a blog about trying something new everyday before she turned 30. I don't really know what she did, or how that endeavor turned out for her (although I'm certain it must have been quite enlightening) I got distracted by a John Mayer interview, but later got to thinking, "why not me"
Is a cohesive thought process or general direction really needed to blog. I mean I'm turning 30. I have Internet access, too much spare time, and some alcoholic tendencies. Why can't I write about nothing and become filled with a false sense of self importance.
Why not indeed?
Why not indeed.......