Reasons Turning 30 doesn't suck

I'm not turning 50.

I'm not turning 40.

I'm not turning 21.

I'm still too young to get senior citizen discounts(oh wait that one kinda sucks)

I can still do shots at a bar and not look like I'm on my 13th step(again)

I can pretend I still have options in life (at leas tuntil I turn 35)

There's still time to sit with the cool kids at the lunch table, even if it is at the retirement center.

I won't be the "weird old person" at the Cure concert in June. (I will however concede aging hipster)

Being a geek is still cool. (but really I don't think that'll ever go outta style for me)

And finally...I have a blog

My goal is really to come up with at *least* 30 reasons. Only 10 immediately come to mind, but that procrastinating angel which perches on my shoulder was whispering in my ear that I still have 2 months to reach that goal. Growing old gracefully is all in the mind. I think. I hope. Well I guess botox doesn't hurt. I hope in the next decade to have a frozen, expressionless face. All the better to not let emotions belie any sarcastic banter I engage in.