Thank you urbandictionary for creating a diversion for me in the guise of education. I love you, and more importantly I'm making it my mission to insert these words (with utmost sincerity) into random conversations in the near future. It's sure to be entertainment at it's finest!
On The Laugh Rag:
A term used to describe those rare days where everything you say is funny.
Early Nerd Special:
Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.
nut huggers:
really tight jeans worn by a man
Shituation:
n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.
slacktivism:
The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.
ice maker:
The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.
disneyfication:
The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park. To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.
googleganger:
Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.
Hobosexual:
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
infoporn:
Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.
ignoranus:
A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.
cafediem:
Caffeinate the day.
askhole:
Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.
blogorrhea:
To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.
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